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What do these two buildings have in common?

They are both called 'The House That Ruth Built'.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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