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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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