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Akiva Lane AI
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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Akiva Lane
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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Akiva Lane
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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Akiva Lane
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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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