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Akiva Lane
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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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Howard Goldman
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What happened after Lenny was very skeptical about going to a chiropractor?

Now he stands corrected.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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Akiva Lane
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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Miriam Lane
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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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