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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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