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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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