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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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