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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a bathroom for both men and women?

A democratic potty.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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