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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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