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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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