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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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