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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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Dovid Lane
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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Shane Ronay
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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Akiva Lane
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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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