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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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