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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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