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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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