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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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