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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Akiva Lane
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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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