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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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