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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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