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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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