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Akiva Lane
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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Akiva Lane
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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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