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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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