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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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