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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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