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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Dovid Lane
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What is a clumsy bee called?

A bumble bee.

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Akiva Lane
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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Akiva Lane
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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Akiva Lane
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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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