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What do you say to a dog when you give it a bone to chew on?

Bone appetit.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?

One is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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A field of hole wheat.

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