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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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