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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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