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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why is this cable similar to the United States?

They are both C to shining C

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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