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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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