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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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