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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Shane Ronay
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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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Akiva Lane
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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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