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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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