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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why do horses tend to get along well with each other?

They have stable relationships.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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