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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Shane Ronay
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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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