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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Shane Ronay
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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What is a curve that can set a lot of things straight?

A smile.

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Shane Ronay
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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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