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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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