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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What color learns a lot by reading books?

Red

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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