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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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