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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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