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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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