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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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