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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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