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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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