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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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