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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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