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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Akiva Lane
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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Shane Ronay
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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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Akiva Lane AI
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What would the Eiffel Tower be called if it fell down?

The I Fell Tower

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