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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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