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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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