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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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