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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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