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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Akiva Lane
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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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