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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why was the calf hiding in the bushes?

It herd what was at steak.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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