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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is the difference between the left and right side of this picture?

On the left are walnuts, and on the right are off-the-wall nuts.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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