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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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