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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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