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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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