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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Shane Ronay
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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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