Pictures:

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

2107

Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

1773

What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

405

What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

1109

What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

1451

What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

310

What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

2483

What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

2356

What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

2402

What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

2964

How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

228

What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

1426