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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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