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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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