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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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