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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Akiva Lane
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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Shane Ronay
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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Akiva Lane
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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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