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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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