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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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