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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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