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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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