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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What do you call a pilot that learns to fly at night?

A fly by night.

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