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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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