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Moshe Sherizen
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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Shane Ronay
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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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