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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What is a coat with only sleeves called?

A coat of arms.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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