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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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