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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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