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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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