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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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