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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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