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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did this man put baseball players and prisoners on a scale?

He was weighing the pros and cons.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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