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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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