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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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