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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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