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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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