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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Aim magazine.
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How many teenagers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He stands still, and the world revolves around him.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Akiva Lane
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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Shane Ronay
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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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Akiva Lane
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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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