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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Akiva Lane
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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Akiva Lane
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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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