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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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