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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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