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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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