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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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