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Shane Ronay
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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Shane Ronay
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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Akiva Lane
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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Abe Kiss
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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

It thought he tasted funny.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Akiva Lane
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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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