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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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