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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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What does Mount Everest and Las Vegas have in common?

They both involve 'to bet'.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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