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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Shane Ronay
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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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Akiva Lane
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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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